2022 Coachmen Prism Elite 24FSE The Ultimate Divorce Recovery Vehicle
Looking for an RV with barely any road miles and a half season of emotional baggage? Meet my 2022 Coachmen Prism Elite 24FSE, a Mercedes-Benz-powered luxury Class C motorhome that was supposed to be the start of an exciting new chapter until my ex decided they wanted a different plot twist.
This beauty was purchased brand new in the blissful days of marriage, but just six months later, my now-ex decided they preferred the open road without me. Well, jokes on them, because this RV is still here, and unlike my marriage, it comes with BigFoot hydraulic leveling jacks to keep things stable.
Why This RV is Better Than an Ex:
Full-Body Paint Looks good, lasts longer, and unlike my past relationship, is easy to maintain washing, waxing, and upkeep are a breeze.


Firefly Multiplex System You can actually control things from your phone (unlike my marriage). Adjust the lights, slide, and awning with ease!


Heated Tank Pads Because this RV wont give you the cold shoulder in tough conditions.


15K BTU AC with Heat Pump & Furnace Keeps you comfortable, no matter the emotional climate.


Truma On-Demand Water Heater Provides hot water instantly, something I could never say about my ex.


Fireplace: This RV still brings the heat, even when my love life doesn't.
Exterior Features (Still Holding Up Better Than My Relationship):


2" Aluminum Laminate Sidewalls Stronger than my ex's promises.


Armless Thule Awning with LED Light Provides shade without the drama.


Slide-Out Topper Awning Protects your slide-out, unlike me, who failed to protect my heart.


3.6kW Cummins Onan LP Generator Keeps the power going, even when everything else falls apart.


5,000-Pound Hitch with 7-Way Plug Tows better than I carried that marriage.


Backup & Side-View Cameras with Monitor Helps you see what's coming, which I wish I could have done.


Solar Power Side Prep and 190-Watt Rooftop Solar Installed Runs on sunshine, unlike my marriage, which ran on empty.


Outdoor Entertainment Center Because movies under the stars are better than divorce court.


Upgraded Storage Doors & Latches Secure, unlike my ex's commitment.


Lighted Grab Handle So you can get a firm grip on your new, happier life.


Dual Coach 12V Batteries More reliable than certain people I know.


Cabover Power Vent Fan Keeps things cool, unlike my last argument.


Aluminum Alcoa Rims Durable and long-lasting, unlike some relationships.
Interior Features (Because This RV Knows How to Treat You Right):


Molded Plastic Front Cabover Built to last, unlike my vows.


Heated, Rotating & Reclining Pilot & Co-Pilot Seats Unlike my ex, these seats actually support you.


Hardwood Cabinet Doors Solid, dependable, and stylish - three things I appreciate now.


Day & Night Window Shades Because sometimes you just need to block things out.


Full-Extension Ball Bearing Drawer Guides Provides smooth, stable operation. (Wish I