2022 Coachmen Prism Elite 24FSE The Ultimate Divorce Recovery Vehicle
Looking for an RV with barely any road miles and a half season of emotional baggage? Meet my 2022 Coachmen Prism Elite 24FSE, a Mercedes-Benz-powered luxury Class C motorhome that was supposed to be the start of an exciting new chapter until my ex decided they wanted a different plot twist.
This beauty was purchased brand new in the blissful days of marriage, but just six months later, my now-ex decided they preferred the open road without me. Well, jokes on them, because this RV is still here, and unlike my marriage, it comes with BigFoot hydraulic leveling jacks to keep things stable.
Why This RV is Better Than an Ex:
Full-Body Paint Looks good, lasts longer, and unlike my past relationship, is easy to maintain washing, waxing, and upkeep are a breeze. Firefly Multiplex System You can actually control things from your phone (unlike my marriage). Adjust the lights, slide, and awning with ease! Heated Tank Pads Because this RV wont give you the cold shoulder in tough conditions. 15K BTU AC with Heat Pump & Furnace Keeps you comfortable, no matter the emotional climate. Truma On-Demand Water Heater Provides hot water instantly, something I could never say about my ex. Fireplace: This RV still brings the heat, even when my love life doesn't.
Exterior Features (Still Holding Up Better Than My Relationship):
2" Aluminum Laminate Sidewalls Stronger than my ex's promises. Armless Thule Awning with LED Light Provides shade without the drama. Slide-Out Topper Awning Protects your slide-out, unlike me, who failed to protect my heart. 3.6kW Cummins Onan LP Generator Keeps the power going, even when everything else falls apart. 5,000-Pound Hitch with 7-Way Plug Tows better than I carried that marriage. Backup & Side-View Cameras with Monitor Helps you see what's coming, which I wish I could have done. Solar Power Side Prep and 190-Watt Rooftop Solar Installed Runs on sunshine, unlike my marriage, which ran on empty. Outdoor Entertainment Center Because movies under the stars are better than divorce court. Upgraded Storage Doors & Latches Secure, unlike my ex's commitment. Lighted Grab Handle So you can get a firm grip on your new, happier life. Dual Coach 12V Batteries More reliable than certain people I know. Cabover Power Vent Fan Keeps things cool, unlike my last argument. Aluminum Alcoa Rims Durable and long-lasting, unlike some relationships.
Interior Features (Because This RV Knows How to Treat You Right):
Molded Plastic Front Cabover Built to last, unlike my vows. Heated, Rotating & Reclining Pilot & Co-Pilot Seats Unlike my ex, these seats actually support you. Hardwood Cabinet Doors Solid, dependable, and stylish - three things I appreciate now. Day & Night Window Shades Because sometimes you just need to block things out. Full-Extension Ball Bearing Drawer Guides Provides smooth, stable operation. (Wish I could say the same for my past.) 12V USB Charge Stations & Wireless Phone Charger Keeps you charged up for new adventures. Child Safety Tether Because at least some things deserve to be held onto. Dimmable Interior LED Lights Set the mood, whether its party time or quiet reflection. 32" Coach TV (12V or 110V AC) Because Netflix is cheaper than couples therapy. 12V Refrigerator Keeps your food fresh, unlike some relationships. 3-Burner Cooktop with LP Oven Perfect for cooking up something better than regret. Upgraded Mattress A real comfort upgrade because you deserve better sleep now. WiFi Ranger Stay connected wherever you go, unlike someone I used to know. Solid Surface Countertops Beautiful, strong, and low-maintenance, which I now appreciate. Upgraded Kitchen Sink & Faucet Sleek, stylish, and leak-free (unlike my marriage). Raised Vessel Lavatory Sink Looks great and never lets you down. Dual Pane Windows Keeps the bad weather out, which is more than I can say for my ex's family. Glass Shower Door Clean, classy, and drama-free.
Low Mileage, High Quality (Unlike Some People I Know)
With only 8,955 miles, this RV has been babied more than my ex's ego. Its meticulously maintained, never left me stranded, and is 100% drama-free.
So, if you're ready for a dependable travel partner that wont ghost you after six months, this Coachmen Prism Elite 24FSE is waiting.
Serious buyers only. No commitment issues, please.
If you find this Sale entertaining and want to donate to lowering the cost of the RV until it is sold, I have started a fundraiser where every penny will go towards lowering the price of this RV until it is gone. See the details here - https://gofund.me/7f6b8e6b
I will NOT make any money on this sale, I am just trying to break away cleanly from a nightmare divorce.
